We’ve got some corrections over here at Fox & Friends:
Kentucky Derby losers are not turned into Ikea meatballs.
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev did not accidentally blow up vowels in his own name.
The chupacabra does not deliver presents on Cinco de Mayo.
President Obama does not want to take away T-shirt guns.
Most women have only two breasts.
The Memphis Grizzlies are not a gay blues band.
Scientology was not founded by I Ron Man.
Bangladesh is not an 80s metal band.
Peeking at ladies’ butts is not a background check.
Actual crows do have feet.
Pot pie is legal in every state.
The California wildfires are not a soccer team.
Jason Collins was not turned gay by a Washington Wizard.
The NRA is not a branch of government.
Foreign visas do not let Russian students go on shopping sprees.
Rick Moranis was never put on death row for shrinking his children.
New York exists outside the mind of Billy Joel.
A French press is not lifting weights with your tongue out.
Lena Dunham is not a girl ventriloquist.
Number 2 pencils are not sad that they lost.
Plan B birth control is not masturbating.
Justin Bieber and Anne Frank were not an item.
President Obama did not just wake up in Mexico.
F.A.A. does not stand for “Fart A**, A**”
Croquettes are not female crocodiles.
Kanye West is not an African American vacation destination.
Syria is not Arabic for “serious.”
Rice and beans are edible. Ricin beans are not.
Casual Friday is not in the Bill of Rights.
Sam Adams was not too drunk to sign the Constitution.
The Gitmo prisoners are not working on their bodies.
Force feeding is not how Jedi’s eat.
Kevin Costner does not live in Watertown.
Smurfs are not elected.
Smurfs are not appointed.
Smurfs are cartoons.
Aretha Franklin and Patti Labelle have been in the same room together.
Anytime minutes don’t let you call the future.
4 and 3 are not basically the same thing.
Rock beats scissors.
Zach Braff is not the sound a trumpet makes.
flower exposed to radiation from Fukushima nuclear facility Japan
This is complete bullshit. This is a process that happens naturally and has nothing to do with chemicals or radiation. While the radiation leakage from Fukushima is concerning, it is NOT okay to spread false information like this. Do a ‘Google Image Search’ and you’ll find this has nothing to do with Fukushima in about 5 seconds.
What the hell is that fox doing?
probably making a withdrawal seeing as he’s in line at the atm
I was really annoyed with her at first, because of that cute gesture she did for every second. But as she frequently appeared in Arashi’s shows and how Aiba also likes to imitate her, I start to like her. But I don’t ship her with Aiba though. To me I just like Aiba’s interaction with female artists/actress. Because Aiba is really shy, that if it’s not work, he won’t talk. Like in Inoue Mao case. Despite they have met quite a few times, Aiba’s still shy to talk with Mao in private.
So my parents’ terrace has a little hole in it, for drainage.
My dog thinks it’s a window, though.
She stays like this for hours.
Me: Aww Rola’s a really cute model, let me check her tag for more pictures
Me after: OMFGG NOOOO
Aww, I felt sad for Lola at the end. I mean, it can’t be helped, someone had to lose, but she’s always so chipper that you kind of know that she’s really bad at handling sadness. She tried to smile when her comedian teammates were trying to make her feel better and blame Kojima, but she still couldn’t help but feel sad once the spotlight went off her. :(
It’s really interesting to know that she has that Jun streak in her where she gets really depressed when she messes up. But it seemed criminal how the camera focused on her so much and no one else seemed to.
But her team was super kind. I love comedians for that, they know how to lightheartedly cheer someone up. Kojima also smiled and kindly accepted the blame.